Tire changes waiting for summer

Spring is supposed to be filled with growth and new life. Okay where is mine. I have changed winter tires into summer ones I have done my spring cleaning and set my clock forward. Where are the fairies and eleves to do mine. I feel like a hibernating bear I have enought of fat to last a few more sleeps let me sleep. I bet they are all waiting for moringstar to open her secret garden so that they can go lounge in the sun.

I have a grunpiness about me these days that I cannot seem to dump. Of couse seeing the ground again covered in snow did not help last night. I hurt in all my joints and need a good work out alas there is no ass to beat now a days. As for walks, ba hambug I have walked around this earth at least twice now no more shoe leather will I give to the soil beneath my feet it has had enough. I am healthy enough at least as much as I am willing to do without some reward. The easter bunny just does not cut it, unless she wears a costume that when peeled off reveals a naked slave inside (she can leave the cotton tail) as my luck goes I think I would find something bear and the tail would loose impact because of all the hair! morningstar wake up those damm fairies

I have tired from winter and need summer, camps and other wild things to go on so that I might shed this shroud of winter's night from my shoulders. Talk to them PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE