I have never seen a women or person more deserving of a trip to the wood shed than Paris Hilton. Yes she spent 23 days lounging around a jail hospital, yes grandpa is not leaving her 60 million dollars oh how sad. SO sad if she has to make a living as a porn star , I have seen her video and really not worth it far better on the internet for free perhaps in a peep show you ten cents for fifteen minutes.
I should offer a service to these rich grand fathers to help their grand kids lead good and contributing lives as maids, char persons, toilet cleaners after all the shit they cause they should know how to clean it up. So what do you think a week of boot camp with me for $15,000.I will provide them with a vocation all the nasty pictures and videos, rhey will appreciate pillows, blankets, bathing and will never want to touch a cold can of beans nor disappoint grand pa again.
Oh gand-pa Hilton I feel sorry for you that your name will not be linked to quality and great service so I can offer you a two for one sale and promise that Miss Hilton will acquire a new feeling of respect for the family name I will just carve the name Hilton on to my paddles I am sure she will get the hint.
Rant is over but the offer still stands!
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I have worked for the Hilton Corporation ( not the Conrad Hilton chain back then ) but both chains have HIGH standards and I can tell you now that Paris would NEVER make it working in either!
Sir,
Owner of morningstar
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